Over Two Thirds of the Universe May Not Exist

Ah, those tricky theoretical physics science guys. Seems like maybe someone pulled a fast one a long time ago:

According to the Lambda Cold Dark Matter (Lambda-CDM) model, which is the current accepted standard for how the universe began and evolved, the ordinary matter we encounter every day only makes up around five percent of the universe’s density, with dark matter comprising 27 percent, and the remaining 68 percent made up of dark energy, a so-far theoretical force driving the expansion of the universe. But a new study has questioned whether dark energy exists at all, citing computer simulations that found that by accounting for the changing structure of the cosmos, the gap in the theory, which dark energy was proposed to fill, vanishes.

What does this mean to us? Not a darn thing as long as the only dark matter that matters continues to exist: my morning coffee.

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Raw Power from Koenigsegg

Create a 5.0-liter twin-turbo V8 coupled with three YASA developed electric motors and eliminate the transmission entirely and you end up with an impressive 1500+ hp and 2000+ Nm of torque which means this marvelous machine can go from 0-100Km/h in 2.8 seconds and do a burnout at 160 MPH.

According to Koenigsegg

The three electric motors constitute the most powerful electrical motor set-up in production car history, replacing the gears of a normal transmission. This provides all-important weight savings as well as adding power, torque and torque vectoring capability.

Koenigsegg has developed a clutch-slip mechanism that uses the hydraulic coupling to convert torque at medium/high speeds during fast acceleration. This allows the combustion engine to gain revs and power, thereby giving the sensation of a traditional downshift with the associated aural enjoyment, even without the traditional gearbox.

Shift paddles remain on either side of the steering wheel. The left paddle is used to enhance regenerative braking effect in recharging the battery pack. The right paddle is used to activate the hydraulic coupling’s ‘downshift’ operation.

The hybrid can do 62 in 2.8 seconds, 125 in 6.6, and 186 in 10.9, beating the Bugatti Chiron by 3 seconds and making it the fastest production car made.

Now that’s progress.

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FCC Net Neutrality … Not

Investor’s Business Daily notes that the FCC started positioning for oversight of the Internet over a year ago under the guise of “net neutrality.” As any reasonable person knows, getting the Feds involved is rarely good for either freedom or business. Once again, this is proving true as the FCC is starting to assert its authority by putting new regulations into place:

For one thing, a new set of FCC rules would conflict with long-standing privacy rules set by the Federal Trade Commission. Data-hogging websites sites wouldn’t have to comply with the stricter FCC rules.

… The point is that anyone who thought the FCC had finished its work when it imposed “net neutrality” is sorely mistaken. The commission’s privacy rules will only be the first of many as regulators flex their newly acquired Internet muscles and as advocacy groups, well-connected businesses, or anyone looking to get a regulatory leg up on the competition will be pressuring the commission to add new rules, always wrapped in a “good for the consumer” package.

Further intrusion into the ISP world will only worsen the damage already being done by the FCC’s decision to treat the 21st century Internet like a 20th century telephone monopoly.

Who could have seen this coming? Uh…everybody.

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10 Project Haikus

Ten haikus that every project manager will be able to relate to, courtesy of Chaco Canyon Consulting. My favorite is #1:

Our project was late,
     so we added more people.
The problem got worse.

It’s funny because it’s true! But in a sad way because executive management never learns.

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Gov Salt Guidelines Too Low

Ever since I can remember, the federal guidelines us that we consume too much salt and that thousands of Americans drop dead every year from salt-induced heart attacks. But now, as reported by the Washington Post, more scientists doubt salt is as bad for you as the government says.

In fact, not only are scientists increasingly discounting the idea that we have to scour the shelves for foods with “low sodium” labels, new studies indicate that government guidelines for low salt consumption might actually be dangerous.

“There is no longer any valid basis for the current salt guidelines,” said Andrew Mente, a professor at McMaster University in Ontario and one of the researchers involved in a major study published last year by the New England Journal of Medicine. “So why are we still scaring people about salt?”

Personally, I’m weary of the years of dire warnings followed by retractions and sometimes followed by yet another flip-flop on everything from eggs to water consumption. These days, I take every guideline, recommendation and rule of thumb with a rather large grain of salt.

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Everything is Broken

Excellent post: Everything is Broken. Read it all, but here are 2 extracts from an extraordinarily good article:

Look at it this way — every time you get a security update (seems almost daily on my Linux box), whatever is getting updated has been broken, lying there vulnerable, for who-knows-how-long. Sometimes days, sometimes years. Nobody really advertises that part of updates. People say “You should apply this, it’s a critical patch!” and leave off the “…because the developers fucked up so badly your children’s identities are probably being sold to the Estonian Mafia by smack addicted script kiddies right now.”


When the NSA hoards exploits and interferes with cryptographic protection for our infrastructure, it means using exploits against people who aren’t part of the NSA just doesn’t count as much. Securing us comes after securing themselves.

In theory, the reason we’re so nice to soldiers, that we have customs around honoring and thanking them, is that they’re supposed to be sacrificing themselves for the good of the people. In the case of the NSA, this has been reversed. Our wellbeing is sacrificed to make their job of monitoring the world easier. When this is part of the culture of power, it is well on its way to being capable of any abuse.

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Bee or Wasp?

Bee vs. Wasp

Now that’s funny.

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Must Read, If You’re a Nerd

Still Drinking blogs Programming Sucks. If you have ever written a line of computer code, read it and empathize. If you’ve ever had to deal with a team of programmers, read it and a light bulb will explode in your head.

Read it all. For a taste, this extract titled All Code is Bad:

Every programmer occasionally, when nobody’s home, turns off the lights, pours a glass of scotch, puts on some light German electronica, and opens up a file on their computer. It’s a different file for every programmer. Sometimes they wrote it, sometimes they found it and knew they had to save it. They read over the lines, and weep at their beauty, then the tears turn bitter as they remember the rest of the files and the inevitable collapse of all that is good and true in the world.

This file is Good Code. It has sensible and consistent names for functions and variables. It’s concise. It doesn’t do anything obviously stupid. It has never had to live in the wild, or answer to a sales team. It does exactly one, mundane, specific thing, and it does it well. It was written by a single person, and never touched by another. It reads like poetry written by someone over thirty.

Every programmer starts out writing some perfect little snowflake like this. Then they’re told on Friday they need to have six hundred snowflakes written by Tuesday, so they cheat a bit here and there and maybe copy a few snowflakes and try to stick them together or they have to ask a coworker to work on one who melts it and then all the programmers’ snowflakes get dumped together in some inscrutable shape and somebody leans a Picasso on it because nobody wants to see the cat urine soaking into all your broken snowflakes melting in the light of day. Next week, everybody shovels more snow on it to keep the Picasso from falling over.

There’s a theory that you can cure this by following standards, except there are more "standards" than there are things computers can actually do, and these standards are all variously improved and maligned by the personal preferences of the people coding them, so no collection of code has ever made it into the real world without doing a few dozen identical things a few dozen not even remotely similar ways. The first few weeks of any job are just figuring out how a program works even if you’re familiar with every single language, framework, and standard that’s involved, because standards are unicorns.

And if you think this is good, you can buy his book for pennies on the dollar at Amazon, where it is rated 4½ stars.

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Next Step in Extracting Knowledge from Big Data

Rachel Delacour at Java Developer’s Journal thinks 2014 will be The Year the Entire Cloud Becomes Your Data Warehouse:

Data sources proliferate at a dizzying speed. Almost every week, new streams come online that a modern company needs to monitor and analyze, from sensors and consumer actions to supplier feeds. If they don’t tap into this data, they literally leave money on the table.

That’s why the smartest enterprises will increasingly demand cloud services that are open ended, agile and flexible enough to accommodate as many new data streams as possible. Not a 10 or 20, but 50 or 60 data streams, no matter whether they are structured or unstructured, on-premise or from a server half a world away. What’s more, these modern services have to be designed in a way that allows users to easily connect and query them to get answers to their pressing business questions at the spur of a moment.

In 2014, cloud BI will offer companies or teams inside an organization an easy, quick and affordable shortcut through the maze of messy sources, bypassing old and proprietary infrastructure. Think of it as an invitation to just “pay as you know,” channeling and profiting from data streams we haven’t even heard of today.

While it is certainly true that data can be gathered from ever-increasing sources, and that analyzing them right off the cloud would be  useful, to think that the transformation will happen next year is uber-optomistic. Organizations are only now wrestling with choosing what data to focus on and learning the tools to do so. To think that disparate cloud vendors will deliver the unified functionality of cross-repository BI analysis is unrealistic. Someday, maybe. 2014, no.

However, Darren Guarnaccia writing for CMS Wire agrees that BI from disparate sources is essential and predicts that 2014 will be The Year of Connected Customer Data:

[Marketers] want the ease-of-use and efficiency gained through connecting the customer data and putting it to work.

This has become a priority because for the first time marketers have lots of data at their fingertips. Advances in technology — drawn in part from the advertising industry — have shown the marketing industry how to collect masses of new data from customers. Marketers can now use similar strategies and want to look at that data as a whole. Connecting this data will enable marketers to gain a 360 review of each individual customer.

Finally, marketers can track the behavior of “Customer Joe” across channels; he will be the same Joe on the web, as he is in email marketing, on Facebook and when he calls in to the call center. The data that represents Joe has to be cumulative — and the view of Joe has to be the same no matter where Joe connects. This will be the year that marketers make sense of the data — and so make sense of “Joe” — by connecting that disparately collected customer data together. Because after last year’s escalation, marketers have realized that until data is connected, it is not meaningful.

So how does the modern organization get that true 360° view of customers? How does it target specific demographics with meaningful content that drives people to purchase products and services or (as in the case of charities like St. Jude) to donate and keep donating year after year?

Jorge Lopez posits that Hadoop will finally enter the mainstream with Four Big Data and Hadoop Trends for 2014:

In 2012 we heard, “What is Hadoop?” In 2013 the question evolved into, “What do I do with Hadoop?” Today’s question? “What’s the best way to do it with Hadoop?” …

The good news is, the universe of big data and Hadoop seem to be playing “Back to the Future” all over again. With commercial and open source vendors rushing to fill in the functional and usability gaps, expect lots of progress in 2014 to bring a new order where data scientists are not the only ones allowed into the party.

Hadoop has enjoyed a very happy childhood in Silicon Valley — loved and pampered by many high-tech companies. Its influence was mostly limited to high-tech companies with the skills and expertise to extract its benefits. But the tide is rapidly changing as more and more traditional businesses start to leverage Hadoop (in part as a result of trend number two above).

Will Hadoop be more widely embraced as functionality for specific industries expand? Almost certainly. Will it succeed or go the way of Case Tools and Iridium? Only time will tell.

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Weird Weather on Other Planets

On Venus we’ve observed sulfuric acid rain and the snow contains heavy metals. It may rain diamonds on Neptune and Uranus as well as Saturn and Jupiter. and the Hubble has identified a planet with rain of liquid glass.

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